Ingredients:
- A completely random invitation from a girlfriend of yours, three hours before a party.
- BFF anniversary with Microwave Jellyfish and a random invitation to ThyGeeEph.
- A bottle of cheap ass champagne, a couple of beers, a small Jägermeister, some coke mixed with wine, free energy drink with a random short drink, and who knows what else.
- Masquerade party at your local pub, with a leprechaun, mother Gaia, the Joker, Jesus Christ, the freakin' devil, a burnt out cop, Vito Corleone with his body guards and brothers, a thai whore who's a man by the way, a mouse, a fairy and a ton of other characters.
- The Room movie, a guitar, some chatroulette fun, jonlajoie, dubstep, The Doors movie, popcorn, Slender Man.
Be sure to have your friend mix the coke with wine with a makeshift cone made out of a bottle. Spilling it all over the place is mandatory. Also, he has to be half naked while doing it and listening to dubstep is a must. Walking through the whole damn city is also required.
4 comments:
"thai whore who's a man by the way"
I nearly fell off the chair laughing xD
Why Charlie, why?
Why not Offspring?
The thai whore was the best costume, period.
Charlie is sort of an inside joke, Faust. Of course I'll put it here instead of One Fine Day by the Offspring. If I remember correctly, I posted that song before and I don't intend to re-use songs.
Bow down before the Don, bitches.
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