Sunday, February 20, 2011

One Fine Day

Or in other words, Sandra Lee may cry:

Ingredients:

- A completely random invitation from a girlfriend of yours, three hours before a party.

- BFF anniversary with Microwave Jellyfish and a random invitation to ThyGeeEph.

- A bottle of cheap ass champagne, a couple of beers, a small Jägermeister, some coke mixed with wine, free energy drink with a random short drink, and who knows what else.

- Masquerade party at your local pub, with a leprechaun, mother Gaia, the Joker, Jesus Christ, the freakin' devil, a burnt out cop, Vito Corleone with his body guards and brothers, a thai whore who's a man by the way, a mouse, a fairy and a ton of other characters.

- The Room movie, a guitar, some chatroulette fun, jonlajoie, dubstep, The Doors movie, popcorn, Slender Man.


Be sure to have your friend mix the coke with wine with a makeshift cone made out of a bottle. Spilling it all over the place is mandatory. Also, he has to be half naked while doing it and listening to dubstep is a must. Walking through the whole damn city is also required.